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Worst Photoshop Fails Ever. How Embarrassing!
Worst Photoshop Fails Ever. How Embarrassing!
1. Ride Or Die
Jake here needed a way to convince his friends and family he wasn’t single for Valentines day. To prepare, he was bragging about his new hot girlfriend weeks before valentines day. Then his time to shine finally came. Jake spent all of February 13th in photoshop, making sure everything was perfect. Happy with his work, he released this picture to his friends and family, and more importantly… to the internet. Even after all of his planning, no one believed him. Maybe it was because she looks like she’s outside, yet he looks like he’s inside. Oh well. What matters here is that he tried his best.
Unfortunately his friends and family still give him grief for being single for so long. Maybe some day Jake will find his true love and can uninstall photoshop and never look back. Until then, we hope to see more of his lovely work go viral!
2. Shades And Abs
We gotta give Mark a break. He’s new to his high school and he has no friends. All of the popular kids in the school are ripped and wear sunglasses. He’s just trying to fit in. Plus this girl in his algebra class, Jessica, is really cute and nice. The problem is, she likes buff guys. BINGO. A light clicked on in Mark’s head and he realized that she doesn’t know what he looks like with out a shirt on! He rushes home to download photoshop and watch some tutorials. The tutorial he chose only had 622 views on Youtube, but he doesn’t care. He just has to hurry and get his picture done so he can put it on Facebook!
I’ll cut to the end of the story… Mark didn’t get the girl or the popularity. But he did learn a lesson. He learned that you cant cheat and try to make others like you. Luckily he got some internet fame from it though!
3. The Wall Bender
In the early 2000′s this was the trend. Having outrageous hair accompanied by an enormous chest. Sandra was only gifted with one of those things. “But what will other people think?” Sandra thought. She decided she was going to do something about it and show everyone what she’s got. She made her bust so big, in fact, that it bent walls everywhere she went (unbeknownst to her). Unfortunately she snapped a picture right as the wall bent in this photo.
Sandra has grown up since this picture, and she relies on her killer personality to impress others. She changed the hair back to normal a few years ago and now she’s just fine with her “assets”.
4. Macho Man
Walter saw Mark’s photo and thought, “His mistake was in the sunglasses… that’s all.” Plus he was too skinny to pull off some big boy abs! Walter was determined to show the world that he could fix Mark’s mistakes and claim his crown as the king of photoshop. First step: NO SUNGLASSES. That’ll help. Next step: find some dude who has been working out his whole life and copy paste his abs on my stomach. Final step: Show the world and bask in my glory.
Walter made his dreams come true, and that’s all that matters here. In addition, Walter’s mom said, “Oh Walter, this looks great… now wash your hands, supper is ready.”
5. No One Is Perfect
While this may look like a mistake to the common eye, it was all done intentionally. Cindy was tired of the stigma that girls needed to be perfect all of the time. She wanted to break down those walls and prove that you can be beautiful even if you need a special bra. She is creating a fad, actually. Girls all over the world will one day see this picture and know what true self confidence is. They’ll say, “I might not be perfect, but neither is Cindy and she’s internet famous.”
Okay, you weren’t going to believe that right? Cindy is just an air-head and forgot to photoshop the other half! Come on Cindy, get it together.
6. Gloves Of Power
Kenny has a story that will be passed down through generations. Long story short, he found these gloves in the forrest after a lightning storm. When he put on the gloves he instantly gained enormous amounts of strength and beauty. His face turned into a chiseled perfect face… one that Channing Tatum would be jealous of. His muscles grew huge, too big to fit in this photo.
Naturally Kenny had to shrink his arms to fit them into his new profile picture. That’s the only reason the blinds look weird.
Sitting Comfortably
This sad, sad story about Candice here is one I wanted to pass up… but it needs to be told. Ever since Candice was a small child she was always uncomfortable sitting down. After years of raising funds she finally got the butt implants that she wanted. She took her air bags out of her 1987 Ford Taurus and had them inflated and surgically implanted so that she could finally sit down with comfort. It’s a sad story with a happy ending.
After the implants she started dating a man named Anthony Ray. This man later became known as the popular MC “Sir Mix-A-Lot”. He is most widely known for his song “Baby got back”.
Look At These Hands
George found out the guy named Joe kept bothering his girlfriend on Facebook. George is actually a relatively small fellow (surprise) , but after a little time in photoshop that all changed. Now with his new picture he looks like a completely legit body builder with giant hands and unproportionate body parts.
George sent this picture to Joe with a caption saying, “Stay away from my girl… or else.” Joe just laughed and posted it on the internet… Thanks Joe.
Camo Goddess
This poor girl was so terribly out of shape to begin with that she needed photoshop to make her look this pretty. The small adjustment on her stomach made a world of a difference in everyone’s eyes. Guys finally started noticing her because before the photoshop she was just a loser… but not any more. I can hardly believe this camo goddess is actually an overweight, ugly, totally different looking person in her other pictures. Thank god for photoshop right?
I mean maybe she could make her waist even smaller? Like the width of her wrist? THEN she will be perfect… All kidding aside, why does this girl need photoshop?
Lopsided
For Jimmy’s whole life everything seemed a bit… off. He would have trouble walking because he always felt like he couldn’t balance. Something was always pulling him to the right. Every time he drank from a glass it shattered, but only when it was in his right hand. Since then Jimmy stopped using his right arm for anything, he won’t even hold his phone in his right hand because he’s scared to crush it like the glasses in the past.
During his teen years he noticed he could lift hundreds of pounds… but only with his right arm. His left arm just couldn’t keep up. Jimmy was born with one arm 4 times bigger than the other. It’s a condition he has to live with everyday.
These Eyes
This photo-shopper was editing pics before photoshop. She went all the way back to Microsoft Paint. Paint, as you may know, is the best photo editing software ever made. The creation of photoshop was a terrible idea because paint is so much better. As you can see in this photo, this girl looks completely normal with her blurred glowing skin and her black and white misshapen eyes.
My friend was trying to tell me that this picture looks fake?! He clearly has no idea what he’s talking about. This is a photo editor’s dream.
What
I’m not even going to pretend that this is okay. What on earth is going on here? He looks like his hair is melting on to his face. Did this guy actually try to convince his friends that this was real? Like, “Bro I don’t even have photoshop, what are you talking about?” and his friend just unfriended him on Facebook and never talked to him again.
In addition, I like how he didn’t edit his abs. In his mind the abs were okay, its just the neck and hair that need to change.
source: slickamericans.com
